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David Wong Don't Touch It Dude This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously

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I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay

David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

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