Tom Cruise isn’t big a guy,” mom says. love tries avoid using word “sh — Ann Edwards Cannon, Loser’s Guide Life Love

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Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever.

Ann Edwards Cannon, The Loser's Guide to Life and Love

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