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Return me safely to my home,†the princess said, “and I shall reward you with your weight in eggs.†Olorun snorted derisively. “You’re joking, right?†The woman’s eyes flitted in embarrassment. “Now wait a minute,†said Helianthus. “We’re talkin’ eggs here. What sort of eggs? Ostrich eggs?†Neferre made an impatient noise. “Hel! She doesn’t have any eggs! Unless they’re hidden in a very . . . delicate place.†Neferre grinned at the princess. “Tell me your eggs are hidden where I think they’re hidden.
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