take a sip beer, – mean, astonishingly disgusting. don’t think expecti — Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. Homo Sapiens Agenda

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I take a sip of my beer, and it's – I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin.

Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

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