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Austin proceeded knock back a couple Ketel One grapefruit juices, happ — Chelsea Handler, There, Vodka? Me, Chelsea

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negotiation skills par George Bush’s reading ability. like Dubya, ever — Chelsea Handler, There, Vodka? Me, Chelsea

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know a hot mess person buying drinks night yourself. — Chelsea Handler

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relationship father proverbial fritz since time fifteen called police — Chelsea Handler, Horizontal Life: A Collection One-Night Stands

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tendency make stories lie compulsively sake amusement takes a good por — Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

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Men don’t realize we’re sleeping first date, we’re probably interested — Chelsea Handler

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mother told life isn’t pleasing sometimes things sole benefit another — Chelsea Handler, Horizontal Life: A Collection One-Night Stands

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vodka? me, Chelsea. Please get jail promise never drink again. Drink d — Chelsea Handler

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Obviously, serious a relationship someone long-term, last people intro — Chelsea Handler, There, Vodka? Me, Chelsea

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