Quotes by George Carlin

am” reportedly shortest sentence English language. “I do” longest sent — George Carlin

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am” reportedly shortest sentence English language. “I do” longest sent — George Carlin

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[On school uniforms] Don’t schools enough damage making kids think ali — George Carlin

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IQ life expectancy average American recently passed opposite direction — George Carlin

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Avoid teams cost. Keep circle small. Never join a group a name. — George Carlin, Jesus Bring Pork Chops?

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Avoid teams cost. Keep circle small. Never join a group a name. — George Carlin, Jesus Bring Pork Chops?

George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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Avoid teams cost. Keep circle small. Never join a group a name. — George Carlin, Jesus Bring Pork Chops?

George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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went a bookstore asked saleswoman, ‘Where’s self-help section?’ said t — George Carlin

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way thinking, every bit much evidence theexistence UFOs existence God. — George Carlin, Jesus Bring Pork Chops?

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a person thinks all, certainly feel a bit effort guile able fair share — George Carlin, Jesus Bring Pork Chops?

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