Quotes by George Carlin

Tell people invisible man sky created universe, vast majority believe — George Carlin

Topics: absurdity, belief, credulity

it’s true species alone universe, I’d say universe aimed rather low se — George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

George Carlin Napalm Silly Putty

Topics: humanity, humor, humour

often warn people: “Somewhere along way, someone going tell you, ‘Ther — George Carlin

Topics: clich?�, humor, individuality

real moron thing, called thinking. apparently a good American like for — George Carlin

Topics: dissent, freedom-of-thought, humor

People say, ‘I’m going sleep now,’ nothing. really a bizarre activity. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Brain Droppings George Carlin

Topics: humor, sci-fi, sleep

Meow” means “woof” cat. — George Carlin

Topics: animals, cats, dogs

people see things ask, Why? people dream things never ask, not? people — George Carlin

Topics: dreams, humor

try fail, succeed, done? — George Carlin

Topics: humor, humour, paradox

Never underestimate power stupid people large groups. — George Carlin

Topics: human-nature, humor, misattributed-george-carlin

call American Dream, asleep believe it. — George Carlin

Topics: america, dream, funny

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