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first place God made idiots. practice. made school boards. — Mark Twain, Following Equator: A Journey Around World
Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
Mark Twain
Topics:
education
,
humor
Eat a live frog first thing morning nothing worse happen rest day. — Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Topics:
humor
Adam human—this explains all. want apple apple’s sake, wanted forbidde — Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson
Mark Twain
Pudd'nhead Wilson
Topics:
censorship
,
fallibility
,
humor
remember mad, mysteries disappear life stands explained. — Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Topics:
humor
a prodigious amount mind; takes much a week, sometimes, make up! — Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Topics:
decisions
,
humor
,
mind
found ain’t no surer way find like people hate travel them. — Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer Abroad
Mark Twain
Tom Sawyer Abroad
Topics:
humor
,
travel
didn’t time write a short letter, wrote a long one instead. — Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Topics:
humor
April 1. day upon reminded three hundred sixty-four. — Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson Tales
Mark Twain
Other Tales
Pudd'nhead Wilson
Topics:
humor
A banker a fellow lends umbrella sun shining, wants back minute begins — Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Topics:
bank
,
bankers
,
humor
A clear conscience sure sign a bad memory. — Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Topics:
conscience
,
humor
,
memory
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