Quotes by My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

never say things really want to. did, no friends. — Chelsea Handler, Horizontal Life: A Collection One-Night Stands

Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Topics: filters, friendship, honesty

One girlfriends getting married. becoming annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler, Horizontal Life: A Collection One-Night Stands

Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Topics: funny, so-true

relationship father proverbial fritz since time fifteen called police — Chelsea Handler, Horizontal Life: A Collection One-Night Stands

Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Topics: humor

mother told life isn’t pleasing sometimes things sole benefit another — Chelsea Handler, Horizontal Life: A Collection One-Night Stands

Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Topics: blow-job, giving, giving-

two kinds people don’t trust: people don’t drink people collect sticke — Chelsea Handler, Horizontal Life: A Collection One-Night Stands

Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Topics: alcohol, drinking, drinks

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