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first don’t succeed skydiving definitely isn’t you. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
first
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funny
,
skydiving
tried hang a bungee cord. kept dying. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
death
,
humor
happens get scared half death twice? — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
death
,
scared
,
twice
a carrot orange orange? — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
five syllables word “monosyllabic”? — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
Last night somebody broke apartment replaced everything exact duplicat — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
it’s zero degrees outside today it’s supposed twice cold tomorrow, col — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
,
riddle
named dog Stay, say, ‘Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
warm air rises, Heaven hotter Hell. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
absurd
,
humor
a mute kid swears, mother wash hands soap? — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
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