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A lot people afraid heights. me, afraid widths. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
inferiority complex, it’s a good one. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
,
recursion
doesn’t matter temperature a room is, it’s room temperature. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
couldn’t repair brakes, made horn louder. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
put tape mirrors house don’t accidentally walk another dimension. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
,
sci-fi
,
sf
stayed night playing poker tarot cards. got a full house four people d — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
,
tarot
A friend sent a post card a picture entire planet Earth taken space. b — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
earth
,
humor
Eagles soar, weasels don’t get sucked jet engines. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
writing a book. got page numbers done. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
,
writing
Shin: a device finding furniture dark. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Topics:
humor
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