Never marry something established perfect pizza ratio…The premise si — Celia Rivenbark, Bless Heart, Tramp: Southern Endearments

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Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio…The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me…Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair.

Celia Rivenbark, Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

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