Ambulances cool. “You want fondle extraneous body parts,” said EMT pic — Darynda Jones, First Grave Right

Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right

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Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.

Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

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