I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfi — H.J. Bellus, Big O

H.J. Bellus The Big O

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I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I’m the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.

H.J. Bellus, The Big O

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