Related Authors: John Green | An Abundance of Katherines
Related Topics: graffiti, homophobia, homosexuality, humor, picnic-tables, religion










Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.
Related Authors: John Green | An Abundance of Katherines
Related Topics: graffiti, homophobia, homosexuality, humor, picnic-tables, religion
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