humor goes, goes civilization. — Erma Bombeck

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People often ask stand politically. disagree Bush’s economic policy fo — Bill Hicks

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Hey, sass hoopy Ford Prefect? a frood really knows towel is.”(Sass: kn — Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide Galaxy

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[Calvin, chicken pox, calls Susie telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi — Bill Watterson

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said a valued customer, now send hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions a Shopaholic

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Whew! two blowing hotter air a tornado circlin’ a volcano Hades. — Colleen Houck

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amazing flipping a grown man shoulder a girl. — Myra McEntire, Hourglass

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three enough drive a mara mad.’She wear shirt,” growled imitation Nash — Rachel Vincent, Wake

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Zombie apocalypse plan simple effective — fully intend die first wave.Seems logical undergoing kinds hardships die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)

I fully intend to die in the very first wave.Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)
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really sure makes a book a ‘classic’ begin with, think least fifty yea — Jeff Kinney

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