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Shane, case don’t … don’t come this, wanted say…”He glanced her, felt — Rachel Caine, Ghost Town

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God wanted us concerned plight toads, made cute furry. — Dave Barry

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Religion like a blind man looking a black room a black cat isn’t there — Anonymous

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know Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly could, a different n — David Wong, Book Full Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch

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Black Court vampires. shortened some.”Ebenezar tsked. “Blampires. prob — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

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throw a ball someone’s face?…Huh. a pretty good reason. Well, can’t — Justin Halpern, Sh*t Dad Says

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never know,” Harry called Hagrid noise cart, “What’s difference a stal — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Sorcerer’s Stone

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dreaming this, I?” asked.Dehvi lifted eyebrow. “There’s one way know s — Brent Weeks, Beyond Shadows

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told able get go out.” Rianne folded winnings tucked bills blazer pock — Melissa Marr, Wicked Lovely

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