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stood ground. “You evil scientist same–evil. Count out.”Fang brushed — James Patterson, Fang

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Heroism doesn’t pay well. try cold-blooded money-oriented, keep screwi — Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

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Forget men, want marry MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable even go shop — Alexandra Potter, One Don’t Want

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Da. going well already.”Thomas barked a laugh. “There seven us Red Kin — Jim Butcher, Changes

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animals aren’t friends, they? answer summed two buns. — Stephen Colbert, America

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