woman speaks eighteen languages, can’t say ‘No’ them. — Dorothy Parker, Rome Burns

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way joking tell truth. funniest joke world. — George Bernard Shaw, John Bull’s Island

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moments, Jeeves, one asks oneself, ‘Do trousers matter?'””The mood pas — P.G. Wodehouse, Code Woosters

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a man twenty-five, still thinks, every often, right circumstances badd — Neal Stephenson

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Name different kinds people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ��?Now.’Bod thought a — Neil Gaiman, Graveyard Book

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great success a total idiot. — Jerry Lewis

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Ah, pay no heed enemies laugh. able lop off heads. — Christopher Paolini, Eragon, Eldest & Brisingr

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A pessimist a man thinks everybody nasty himself, hates it. — George Bernard Shaw

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original idea. can’t hard. library full them. — Stephen Fry

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Hello, Minister!” bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight Thickne — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows

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