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a compromise? I’ll kill first, turns friendly, I’ll apologize. — Rick Riordan, Lost Hero
Rick Riordan
The Lost Hero
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coach-hedge
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humor
A gun. brought a gun. practically comical. Cheaters, thought. — Richelle Mead, Last Sacrifice
Last Sacrifice
Richelle Mead
Topics:
humor
,
rose-hathaway
heard man woman cry a warning frantically racked brain sort throat-rep — Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
Hex Hall
Rachel Hawkins
Topics:
dog
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hex-hall
,
humor
Poison!” Grover yelped. “Don’t let things touch or…””Or die?” guesse — Rick Riordan
Rick Riordan
Topics:
dust
,
humor
,
poison
Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren’t questions last year’s [physics] final ex — Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Topics:
humor
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science
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life testicles — Rowena Cherry, Knight’s Fork
Knight's Fork
Rowena Cherry
Topics:
futuristic
,
humor
,
knight-s-fork
possible a civil war? — George Carlin
George Carlin
Topics:
euphemism
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funny
,
humor
tired back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. a virus shoes. — Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks
Topics:
humor
,
humour
,
misanthropy
Prince marry me,” Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, “I servant ref — William Goldman, Princess Bride
The Princess Bride
William Goldman
Topics:
funny
,
humor
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marriage
hoped prayed wasn’t afterlife. realized a contradiction involved merel — Douglas Adams, Life, Universe Everything
Douglas Adams
Everything
Life
the Universe
Topics:
humor
,
paradox
,
religion
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