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Going round around inside a dryer fatal, pasta rarely fatal. Unless Is — Cassandra Clare, City Bones
Cassandra Clare
City of Bones
Topics:
dryer
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fatal
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humor
it, bashed wee Potter’s one, Voldy’s gone moldy, now fun! — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter
J.K. Rowling
the Deathly Hallows
Topics:
humor
Cats intended teach us everything nature a purpose. — Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor
Topics:
absurd
,
cats
,
humor
a boyfriend told I’d never succeed, never nominated a Grammy, never a — Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
Topics:
boyfriend
,
fame
,
grammy
Little Boy Old ManSaid little boy, “Sometimes drop spoon.”Said old man — Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein
Topics:
humor
,
old-age
,
poetry
People assume time a strict progression cause effect, *actually* a non — Steven Moffat
Steven Moffat
Topics:
doctor-who
,
humor
,
time-travel
wear bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, course — Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
Topics:
humor
see, sad, sorry, terrible thing sarcasm.It’s really funny. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus Evil Librarians
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Brandon Sanderson
Topics:
humor
,
sarcasm
A clear conscience sure sign a bad memory. — Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Topics:
conscience
,
humor
,
memory
wasn’t act God. act pure human fuckery. — Stephen King, Stand
Stephen King
The Stand
Topics:
god
,
humor
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