know shoot?”- Emma”Yes. dad taught everything gun safety. expert.” – H — Kerrelyn Sparks, Undead Next Door

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need remember important life: friends, waffles, work. waffles, friends — Leslie Knope

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old battleax a woman said Winston Churchill, “If husband put poison te — Winston S. Churchill

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enjoy Nietzsche, sir. fundamentally unsound. — P.G. Wodehouse, Carry on, Jeeves

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writing unauthorized autobiography. — Steven Wright

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Canada a myth people made entertain children, like Tooth Fairy. There’ — Christopher Moore

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…I doubt seriously anyone hire me.’What mean, babe? a fine boy a goo — John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy Dunces

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tell you?” asked. “I mean, get reveal Lily me.”She triangled fingers c — David Levithan, Dash & Lily’s Book Dares

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[Calvin Hobbes playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! got a great word a “Doub — Bill Watterson, Scientific Progress Goes “Boink”: A Calvin Hobbes Collection

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born weird, achieve it, others weirdness thrust upon them. — Dick Francis, Hilt

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