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kill a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright
Steven Wright
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God made man practicing. — Rita Mae Brown, Cat Scent
Cat on the Scent
Rita Mae Brown
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Simple. got bored depressed, went plugged external computer feed. talk — Douglas Adams, Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide Galaxy
Douglas Adams
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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marvin
making a listI’m making a list things sayFor politeness,And goodness k — Shel Silverstein, Sidewalk Ends
Shel Silverstein
Where the Sidewalk Ends
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manners
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poems
like write feel spiteful. like a good sneeze.”, November 1913) — D.H. Lawrence, Letters
D.H. Lawrence
Letters
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spite
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writing
like a cough drop Dolores? — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Order Phoenix
Harry Potter
J.K. Rowling
the Order of the Phoenix
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humor
Check one end. taken form a footstool. Weird…but somehow like style. — Jonathan Stroud, Golem’s Eye
Jonathan Stroud
The Golem's Eye
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humor
alcohol! cause of… solution to… life’s problems — Matt Groening
Matt Groening
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drinking
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Captain! left there’s a Lunar guard right a doctor who’s running tests — Marissa Meyer, Cress
Cress
Marissa Meyer
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carswell
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cress
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Morning important time day, spend morning often tell kind day going ha — Lemony Snicket, Horseradish
Horseradish
Lemony Snicket
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mornings
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