Quotes on funny

Get off dirty turnip!” “Dirty turnip? well, pardon Signor Cabbage-Head — Elle Newmark, Book Unholy Mischief

Elle Newmark The Book of Unholy Mischief
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tell another seven hundred times, one days turn clothes right side put — Jodi Picoult, Salem Falls

Jodi Picoult Salem Falls
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Captain Jibby looked door, clenched teeth, worked face a scowl fierce — Cuthbert Soup, Another Whole Nother Story

Another Whole Nother Story Cuthbert Soup
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one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australi — Cuthbert Soup, A Whole Nother Story

A Whole Nother Story Cuthbert Soup
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Gone days old country doctor drive house amputate infected leg a baske — Cuthbert Soup, A Whole Nother Story

A Whole Nother Story Cuthbert Soup
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Katie purred pleasure licked beating vein Jared’s neck. — Jodie B. Cooper, Forbidden Temptation a Vampire

Forbidden Temptation of a Vampire Jodie B. Cooper
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Dear Literary World, Sorry breaking door…I’ll pay that!!! Since plan — C.K. Webb

C.K. Webb
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rolled eyes, trying keep eyes off body, sight abs arms enough make wan — Holly Hood, Polar

Holly Hood Polar
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sound like mentally deficient. possibly Chinese. — Heidi Hall, A Dose Reality

A Dose of Reality Heidi Hall
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special? (asks gay waiter)” thinks going break heart” arrival girl” fl — Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

Bloodsucking Fiends Christopher Moore
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