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since stealing people’s possessions call God? hypocrites suddenly come — Dalia Sofer, Septembers Shiraz

Dalia Sofer The Septembers of Shiraz
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Prepare bad news: Ronald Reagan’s library burned down. books destroyed — Gore Vidal

Gore Vidal
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Lou, honey, buy a new pair shoes stop flashing panties everyone sittin — Ronda Thompson, Confessions a Werewolf Supermodel

Confessions of a Werewolf Supermodel Ronda Thompson
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able go shopping a bathing suit depressed afterward. — Marilyn Vos Savant

Marilyn Vos Savant
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Broken Wind believed traumatized babies intestinal gas colic. great sh — Swami Beyondananda

Swami Beyondananda
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penis feels vagina. penis making prank calls! every single time penis — Penny Reid, Love Hacked

Love Hacked Penny Reid
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Two years ago, a twenty-nine year old secretary. Now a thirty-one year — Julie Powell, Julie Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen: One Girl Risked Marriage, Job, Sanity Master Art Living

1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen: How One Girl Risked Her Marriage 524 Recipes Her Job Her Sanity to Master the Art of Living Julia: 365 Days Julie Julie Powell
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Sloane’s quiet words hadn’t enough get Dex squirming towel, Sloane’s q — Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

Charlie Cochet Hell High Water
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No foreskin caused trouble. — Peter Manseau, Rag Bone: A Journey Among World’s Holy Dead

Bone: A Journey Among the World's Holy Dead Peter Manseau Rag
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Come here, cat. wouldn’t want destroy space-time continuum, you? Meow. — Connie Willis, Say Nothing Dog

Connie Willis To Say Nothing of the Dog
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