Quotes on funny

want ride like a rented mule, prefer Mr. Missionary Position? fine wit — Katie MacAlister, Greek

It's All Greek to Me Katie MacAlister
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One girlfriends getting married. becoming annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler, Horizontal Life: A Collection One-Night Stands

Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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think killing people make like more, doesn’t,it makes dead. — Joe Walker

Joe Walker
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Now know going seem counter every instinct have, going ask sit still, — Anna White, Light Fallen

Anna White Fallen The Light
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I’m boyfriend!” snapped, trying gently move hands away body.“How say t — Laura Kreitzer, Keepers

Keepers Laura Kreitzer
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Adamant,” Doren said proudly, handing shield. “We fished tar pit found — Brandon Mull, Keys Demon Prison

Brandon Mull Keys to the Demon Prison
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Colon thought Carrot simple. Carrot often struck people simple. was.Wh — Terry Pratchett, Men Arms

Men at Arms Terry Pratchett
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never said nothing…””I know never! hear saying anything! got loudest — Terry Pratchett, Lords Ladies

Ladies Lords Terry Pratchett
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this? a terrible drunk texter. things wanted say people day came night — Harriet Evans, Happily Ever

Happily Ever After Harriet Evans
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Maggie wasn’t without concerns, though. “What crazy?””Yeah, a definite — Con Riley, Ben

After Ben Con Riley
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