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wish offered youa sovereign instead ten pounds. Give back nine pounds, — Charlotte Bront?�, Jane Eyre

Charlotte Bront?� Jane Eyre
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elevator shaft a kind heat sink. Hot food cold time arrived. Cold food — Terry Pratchett, Lords Ladies

Ladies Lords Terry Pratchett
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a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh…it’s like a shindig without hulla — Cuthbert Soup, A Whole Nother Story

A Whole Nother Story Cuthbert Soup
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sign said “eight items less”. changed name Les. — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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sign said “eight items less”. changed name Les. — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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Another thing take issue people take dogs “play dates,” even worse, pe — Chelsea Handler, There, Vodka? Me, Chelsea

Are You There Chelsea Chelsea Handler Vodka? It's Me
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sign said “eight items less”. changed name Les. — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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Another thing take issue people take dogs “play dates,” even worse, pe — Chelsea Handler, There, Vodka? Me, Chelsea

Are You There Chelsea Chelsea Handler Vodka? It's Me
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Now know a hundred percent vampire stop trying suck necks,” said Ziggy — Janet Evanovich, Smokin’ Seventeen

Janet Evanovich Smokin' Seventeen
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Another thing take issue people take dogs “play dates,” even worse, pe — Chelsea Handler, There, Vodka? Me, Chelsea

Are You There Chelsea Chelsea Handler Vodka? It's Me
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