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know teachers tell magic word ‘please’? true. magic word ‘puke’. get c — Rick Riordan, Demigod Files

Rick Riordan The Demigod Files
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Never try understand students. hate it. much rather tragically misunde — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Order Phoenix

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Order of the Phoenix
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Remember days let child chocolate finished cereal? Now, chocolate one — Robert Orben

Robert Orben
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Sam’s phone buzzed. fished pocket, checked screen, cursed. “I go.””You — Rick Riordan, Hammer Thor

Rick Riordan The Hammer of Thor
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tavern keeper, a wiry man a sharp-nosed face, round, prominent ears a — John Flanagan, Halt’s Peril

Halt's Peril John Flanagan
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want change life…except sort like it. mean, couldn’t delighted every — Jen Lancaster, a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist’s Quest Discover Life Makes Ass Look Big, Pie Answer

Jen Lancaster or Why Pie Is Not the Answer Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big
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best friends dead people. Someday got figure happened. — Claudia Gray, Afterlife

Afterlife Claudia Gray
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Artists serfs a leisure society. — Bauvard, Inspiration Overenthusiastic

Bauvard Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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Yeah,” said Harry. “No pretending care happens Jupiter Uranus get frie — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Order Phoenix

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Order of the Phoenix
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girls want a princess grow up. wanted a bad bitch girl gang. — Natalia Kills

Natalia Kills
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