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really difficult kill someone inner instincts oblige take off hat firs — Susan Kay, Phantom

Phantom Susan Kay
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girl says “Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! dressed way make a — Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle
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Poison.” said, deadpan. “That’s unusual name give child. love much.”Sh — Chris Wooding, Poison

Chris Wooding Poison
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know am. Bloody hell, getting enough bills Karl Pilkington hope him, ‘ — Karl Pilkington, Idiot Abroad: Travel Diaries Karl Pilkington

An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington Karl Pilkington
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Don’t want know cookies a code word for?” “No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout, Wait

Jennifer L. Armentrout Wait for You
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problem society values aren’t right place. There’s awful lot bleeding — Bauvard, Inspiration Overenthusiastic

Bauvard Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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stepped back exaggerated courtesy. walked past him, swatted rump. Hard — Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

Iron Kissed Patricia Briggs
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watched rake fingers tangles hair smiled. “Quit it. You’re fucking bea — Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

Beautiful Disaster Jamie McGuire
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-“He loved her…It noble him. beautiful.”-“It stupid. — Lloyd Alexander, Westmark

Lloyd Alexander Westmark
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animal pee human pee? Someone asked.How know? What, expert study pee? — John Green, Paper Towns

John Green Paper Towns
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