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Sexton: think whole world’s gone mad.Death: Uh-uh. like this. probably — Neil Gaiman, Death: Time Life

Death: The Time of Your Life Neil Gaiman
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animals show sparingly. grizzly bear six eight hundred pounds smugness — Craig Childs, Animal Dialogues: Uncommon Encounters Wild

Craig Childs The Animal Dialogues: Uncommon Encounters in the Wild
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It’s true—there only, like, two songs rainbows, including one. asking — Cheryl Cory, Must’ve Done Something Good

Cheryl Cory Must've Done Something Good
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Screw sharks a Transformer stretching tippy toes still a mile cover ea — Emma McLaughlin, Real Real

Emma McLaughlin The Real Real
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…it’s another one things don’t understand: everyone impresses upon u — E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes a Gadfly

Brushstrokes of a Gadfly E.A. Bucchianeri
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soon forget.””Caddy,” said Saffron impatiently, “she headmistress priv — Hilary McKay, Saffy’s Angel

Hilary McKay Saffy's Angel
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doesn’t mean getting a discount.”Audrey heaved a mock sigh. “Oh well. — Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge

Fate's Edge Ilona Andrews
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English. tactful a hot poker bum, time. — L.H. Thomson, Antique Hunters

L.H. Thomson The Antique Hunters
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buy ice cream beforeI take home? feel like it’s least scaring shirt of — Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy First Date

Never Bite a Boy on the First Date Tamara Summers
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think him?” Cade asked.”Give credit,” Zach said. “Guy’s full shit a du — Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, Blood

Blood Christopher Farnsworth Red White
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