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shaved centaurs, dipped honey, covered feathers, hung like a bunch pin — Brandon Mull

Brandon Mull
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climbing off bike, smacked shoulder. “Did forget you? trying get kille — Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

Beautiful Disaster Jamie McGuire
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sat bed. us said anything. wasn’t slick sophisticated enough this. say — Laurell K. Hamilton, Killing Dance

Laurell K. Hamilton The Killing Dance
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SHUT UP. you. coming me.” said, “Put pant — David Wong, Book Full Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch

David Wong Don't Touch It Dude This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously
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Stick dick in’?” asked, brows probably touching. “Did say that?” “Make — Kylie Scott, Play

Kylie Scott Play
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Amy,” Elder says. “Space suits! — Beth Revis, A Million Suns

A Million Suns Beth Revis
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way hot,” muttered. “But don’t feel sick. — way hot.”Fang — James Patterson, Saving World Extreme Sports

James Patterson Other Extreme Sports Saving the World
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Valkyrie walked back door, hadn’t closed properly, shut locked it. now — Derek Landy, Death Bringer

Death Bringer Derek Landy
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Valkyrie walked back door, hadn’t closed properly, shut locked it. now — Derek Landy, Death Bringer

Death Bringer Derek Landy
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support gay marriage. believe a right miserable rest us. — Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman
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