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trouble aggressive nonsmokers feel a favor allowing smoke. seem think — David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories Essays

Barrel Fever: Stories David Sedaris Essays
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smack forehead. “Holy priceless collection Etruscan snoods, they’re mo — Karen Marie Moning, Iced

Iced Karen Marie Moning
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One afternoon, four years old, father came home, found living room fro — Victor Borge

Victor Borge
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didn’t want get hurt? Wow. wow. close a swoon — Jessica Verday, Hollow

Jessica Verday The Hollow
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think so,” [Claire] said. “Just watch back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got — Rachel Caine, Ghost Town

Ghost Town Rachel Caine
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imagination something a badass. — D.C. Pierson, Boy Couldn’t Sleep Never

D.C. Pierson Never Had To The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep
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later discovered order a good athlete one care intensely happening a b — Haven Kimmel, Girl Named Zippy: Growing Small Mooreland, Indiana

Girl Named Zippy: Growing Up Small in Mooreland Haven Kimmel Indiana
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already a headache-she didn’t want add ‘get tortured’ today’s to-do li — C.C. Hunter, Born Midnight

Born at Midnight C.C. Hunter
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look beautiful,” added.”I look like a cake.””But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer, Nightshade

Andrea Cremer Nightshade
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believe government governs best a government governs least, standards — Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert
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