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Well, child? Aren’t going try turn kind unspeakable creature?I don’t t — Terry Pratchett, Shall Wear Midnight

I Shall Wear Midnight Terry Pratchett
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didn’t say anything a sin. used got word sin slapped face every time s — Han Nolan, Pregnant Pause

Han Nolan Pregnant Pause
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problems started Dallas, fire-breathing sheep destroyed King Tut exhib — Rick Riordan, Serpent’s Shadow

Rick Riordan The Serpent's Shadow
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A man devoted something tangible a woman – idea her. — Bauvard, Prince Plungers

Bauvard The Prince Of Plungers
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you’re listening this, congratulations! survived Doomsday.I’d like apo — Rick Riordan, Serpent’s Shadow

Rick Riordan The Serpent's Shadow
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Sir,” returned Mrs. Sparsit, ” cannot say heard precisely snore, there — Charles Dickens, Hard Times

Charles Dickens Hard Times
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meet?” pressed on.I shrugged considered a little rephrasing. “I a run. — Dannika Dark, Sterling

Dannika Dark Sterling
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left eyebrow crept higher higher told strange bits like glowing letter — Rick Riordan, Red Pyramid

Rick Riordan The Red Pyramid
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Ancient Chinese proverb,” said, heading toward kitchen.“He butt-fucks — Brad Boney, Nothingness Ben

Brad Boney The Nothingness of Ben
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set fire house, killed family, ate dog. steal boyfriend? a step far. — Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

Beauty Queens Libba Bray
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