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Ladies gentleman,” said speakers, “welcome aboard recently liberated G — Derek Landy, Maleficent Seven: World Skulduggery Pleasant

Derek Landy The Maleficent Seven: From the World of Skulduggery Pleasant
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Look, don’t go talk Ron this?” Harry asked.”Well, would, asleep go see — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Half-Blood Prince
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Aston Martin, Gin.You don’t run dead bodies Aston Matin.””Tell James B — Jennifer Estep, Web Lies

Jennifer Estep Web of Lies
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Claire found staring feet, bunny slippers. Myrnin looked down. “What?” — Rachel Caine, Fade

Fade Out Rachel Caine
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Boomer took bites six varieties, contemplating one “guring order eat t — David Levithan, Dash & Lily’s Book Dares

Dash David Levithan Lily's Book of Dares
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Christians, Bible like a software license. Nobody reads it. scroll bot — Bill Maher

Bill Maher
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Christians, Bible like a software license. Nobody reads it. scroll bot — Bill Maher

Bill Maher
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Scrawny? Baby, invented scrawny. Scrawny new sizzling hot. — Rick Riordan, Mark Athena

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena
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brought coffee.” held cup waved away.“I hate stuff. tastes like feet.” — Cassandra Clare, City Ashes

Cassandra Clare City of Ashes
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can’t kill us all, human.’ right. raised machine gun a little. ‘True, — Laurell K. Hamilton, Killing Dance

Laurell K. Hamilton The Killing Dance
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