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Sweetie, Hell. invented paperwork. — Jackie Kessler, Hell’s Belles

Hell's Belles Jackie Kessler
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Nathan, stand playing piece again?” Grandpa Nate answered, “Why don’t — E.L. Konigsburg, View Saturday

E.L. Konigsburg The View from Saturday
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can’t believe I’ve missed sport. It’s fingering holes caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell, Bad Boyfriend

Bad Boyfriend K.A. Mitchell
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Huge Jackman divorced wife happened upon picture old article decided w — Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dark Side Moon

Dark Side of the Moon Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Advertisements contain truths relied a newspaper. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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Basil Stag Hare tut-tutted severely remarked Ambrose Spike, ‘Tch, tch. — Brian Jacques, Redwall

Brian Jacques Redwall
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see ID?” “WE DON’T ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE CANADIAN. DON’T USE — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming Age Story

Adam Rex Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
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rubbed temple, zit gone. still hurt a little , though, deep skin. hate — Lili St. Crow, Strange Angels

Lili St. Crow Strange Angels
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Don’t go Rule” Lawe warned softly. ” don’t think horoscope declared to — Lora Leigh, Lawe’s Justice

Lawe's Justice Lora Leigh
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Bob, willing take Evil Bob?”Bob’s eyes darted nervously. “I’d . . . pr — Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

Ghost Story Jim Butcher
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