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[Five Second Rule] many variations, including Three Second Rule, Seven — Neil Pasricha, Book Awesome

Neil Pasricha The Book of Awesome
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negotiation skills par George Bush’s reading ability. like Dubya, ever — Chelsea Handler, There, Vodka? Me, Chelsea

Are You There Chelsea Chelsea Handler Vodka? It's Me
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turns us, acts surprised see us, bit back hand forehead. “You’re lost! — Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

Laurie Halse Anderson Speak
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light,” said, mastered himself. “I think beats singing a lullaby a sto — Alison Croggon, Singing

Alison Croggon The Singing
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stood inhaled, walked a feet, stooped, prodded a chunk rabbit fur.“I’m — Kelley Armstrong, Awakening

Kelley Armstrong The Awakening
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parents raised never ask people reproductive plans. “You don’t know si — Tina Fey, Bossypants

Bossypants Tina Fey
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Colin : “Perhaps now time tell a weakness agreeable women.”Sugar Beth — Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Ain’t Sweet

Ain't She Sweet Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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Eve talking someone computer trouble language translator…..”I two li — J.D. Robb, Conspiracy Death

Conspiracy in Death J.D. Robb
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Travis: Aphrodite kids ripping other’s clothes throwing lipstick jewel — Rick Riordan, Demigod Files

Rick Riordan The Demigod Files
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a quote? A quote (cognate quota) a cut, a section, a slice someone’s o — Anne Carson, Decreation

Anne Carson Decreation
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