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weren’t physics law enforcement, I’d unstoppable. — Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past Light

Darynda Jones Fifth Grave Past the Light
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Kate’s Speciality: Killing things, much bloodshed. Talking trash, infu — Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews
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weren’t physics law enforcement, I’d unstoppable. — Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past Light

Darynda Jones Fifth Grave Past the Light
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read half books house? whole house?” “Well, approximately half.” Stick — Trenton Lee Stewart, Mysterious Benedict Society Prisoner’s Dilemma

The Mysterious Benedict Society the Prisoner's Dilemma Trenton Lee Stewart
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Dearest Annie, Roses red. Violets blue. I’m using hand I’m thinking yo — L.H. Cosway, Hooker Hermit

L.H. Cosway the Hermit The Hooker
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Knock out… rather, don’t. — Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer
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Knock out… rather, don’t. — Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer
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Dearest Annie, Roses red. Violets blue. I’m using hand I’m thinking yo — L.H. Cosway, Hooker Hermit

L.H. Cosway the Hermit The Hooker
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Everything’s amazing right now, nobody’s happy. — Louis C.K., Untitled 1

Louis C.K. Untitled 1
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A man touched me:?�his hand… thigh.I touched too:?�my fist… jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tiny Book Tiny Stories, Vol. 1

Joseph Gordon-Levitt The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories Vol. 1
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