Quotes on funny

Daemon!” Dee called kitchen. “I need help!””We go see destroys kitchen — Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

Jennifer L. Armentrout Obsidian
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want make a memorial turkey. Never a bird tortured provide a lousy din — Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

Laurie Halse Anderson Speak
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sneaked house a couple times middle night watch slept, case, don’t kno — Cynthia Hand, Hallowed

Cynthia Hand Hallowed
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sneaked house a couple times middle night watch slept, case, don’t kno — Cynthia Hand, Hallowed

Cynthia Hand Hallowed
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Shane looked…pale. Pale shaken and—how predictable this?—pissed. — Rachel Caine

Rachel Caine
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don’t like hello. makes sound like dementia, like never heard a phone — Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl

Fangirl Rainbow Rowell
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A hospital bed a parked taxi meter running. — Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
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Dogs day cats 365. — Lilian Jackson Braun, Cat Who… Omnibus 02 (Books 4-6): Cat Saw Red / Cat Played Brahms / Cat Played Post Office

Lilian Jackson Braun The Cat Who... Omnibus 02 (Books 4-6): The Cat Who Saw Red / The Cat Who Played Brahms / The Cat Who Played Post Office
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tell boyfriend? doesn’t know real one? – TimmyHe’s English! Mom…Mom — Jeaniene Frost, Halfway Grave

Halfway to the Grave Jeaniene Frost
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guess oil water. (Phoebe)I’d say like gasoline a blowtorch. (Dan) — Susan Elizabeth Phillips,

It Had to Be You Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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