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dare open a spaceman’s helmet uncharted planet? eyeballs could’ve suck — Cathy East Dubowski, Disney’s Toy Story

Cathy East Dubowski Disney's Toy Story
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Aunt Mercy put tiles, one a time. I-T-C-H-I-N.Aunt Grace leaned closer — Margaret Stohl, Beautiful Creatures

Beautiful Creatures Margaret Stohl
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Lucas: wanted talk class, disappeared.Me: another class right after. O — Tammara Webber, Easy

Easy Tammara Webber
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Jackass, jackass wall, info Hex Hall? — Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound

Rachel Hawkins Spell Bound
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Honestly, much love brother, I’m sure feel hanging bedroom.” reached a — Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

Jennifer L. Armentrout Opal
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seems like overkill already a dagger superpowerful magic disposal.”“�� — Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass

Demonglass Rachel Hawkins
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Hitler: Thank you, are. think saved life.The Doctor: Believe me… acc — Steven Moffat

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sarcasm,’ said. ‘Please, use fresh sarcasm, never canned. — Laurell K. Hamilton, Circus Damned

Circus of the Damned Laurell K. Hamilton
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Simon whispered me, “But everything okay?”“No,” Tori said. “I kidnappe — Kelley Armstrong, Awakening

Kelley Armstrong The Awakening
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One thing learned vampires–they keep pulling new rabbits cloaks. Big, — Laurell K. Hamilton, Bloody Bones

Bloody Bones Laurell K. Hamilton
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