Quotes on funny

didn’t realize a ranking.” said. “Sadie frowned. “What mean?” “A ranki — Michael Thomas Ford

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smartest fellow world, sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Oh, course,” said Ron, clapping a hand forehead. “I forgot hunting Vol — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter J.K. Rowling the Deathly Hallows
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Haven’t ever heard saying, “If want shoot general, first shoot horse!” — Hiromu Arakawa, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vol. 14

Fullmetal Alchemist Hiromu Arakawa Vol. 14
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can’t believe didn’t dignity presence mind get drunk pass gutter,” sai — Cassandra Clare, City Ashes

Cassandra Clare City of Ashes
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return videotapes — Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

American Psycho Bret Easton Ellis
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answer question, want made awesome. — Gena Showalter, Heart Darkness

Gena Showalter Heart of Darkness
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perfect? Everything ever makes…dies. — George Carlin

George Carlin
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won’t even take bow? planning throttle a moose bare hands, then?””I’ve — Kristin Cashore, Graceling

Graceling Kristin Cashore
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planted a kamikaze kiss Jamie’s cheek.“FUCK,” shouted, wiping off. “Wh — Michelle Hodkin, Retribution Mara Dyer

Michelle Hodkin The Retribution of Mara Dyer
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