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earth four bears came camp? Why, die course. Literally shit lifeless. — Bill Bryson, A Walk Woods

A Walk in the Woods Bill Bryson
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this, can’t resist. “Between you, me, rest us, Ted, starting show. bet — Cindy Martinusen Coloma, Caleb + Kate

Caleb + Kate Cindy Martinusen Coloma
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going tell built fifty-foot-high killer golems, you?””Only a man think — Terry Pratchett, Making Money

Making Money Terry Pratchett
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Actually, came a last-minute invitation. friend Erika Gill a big party — Elizabeth Chandler, Back Door Midnight

Elizabeth Chandler The Back Door of Midnight
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God break California surface continent like someone breaking off a pie — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

Bad Apple Laura Ruby
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don’t make throw boot you, will, grumpy high testosterone driven male — Keisha Keenleyside

Keisha Keenleyside
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sign said “eight items less”. changed name Les. — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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suddenly realize naked, shouldn’t bother since phone, reason does. “Ho — Barry Lyga, Astonishing Adventures Fanboy Goth Girl

Barry Lyga Goth Girl The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy
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Simba,” Nicole said, pointing lion. “Is dangerous?” Asked Chase.”Not r — Roland Smith, Storm Runners

Roland Smith Storm Runners
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Simba,” Nicole said, pointing lion. “Is dangerous?” Asked Chase.”Not r — Roland Smith, Storm Runners

Roland Smith Storm Runners
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