Quotes on humor

kind mixing ingredients happens time fast-food places… know order fr — Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler
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Vampires credit cards?””We’re undead, Amish. — Jennifer Colgan, Uncross Heart

Jennifer Colgan Uncross My Heart
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Getting a fight a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher local c — Harlan Coben, Shelter

Harlan Coben Shelter
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carve inside a brick hide money safe keeping. It’s certainly safer kee — Nicole McKay, A bit rubbish a Brick a Blanket

A bit of rubbish about a Brick a Blanket Nicole McKay
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I’m boyfriend!” snapped, trying gently move hands away body.“How say t — Laura Kreitzer, Keepers

Keepers Laura Kreitzer
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Adamant,” Doren said proudly, handing shield. “We fished tar pit found — Brandon Mull, Keys Demon Prison

Brandon Mull Keys to the Demon Prison
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never said nothing…””I know never! hear saying anything! got loudest — Terry Pratchett, Lords Ladies

Ladies Lords Terry Pratchett
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Jokes many things. ‘Funny’ one them. — Melinda Chapman

Melinda Chapman
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make sound like arrogant ass,” said.”Are you?””No! me. — P.C. Cast, Dragon’s Oath

Dragon's Oath P.C. Cast
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no real bravery getting paid save someone’s life. However, a large amo — Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder
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