Quotes on humor

many bikini waxes, cry every time see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

Beauty Queens Libba Bray
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I’m faster rest you, .. I’m a vampire,” Michael said, kind breakthroug — Rachel Caine, Ghost Town

Ghost Town Rachel Caine
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Small men oft feel a need prove courage unseemly boasts,” declared. “I — George R.R. Martin, A Dance Dragons

A Dance with Dragons George R.R. Martin
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sure Poland, somewhere, considered cool drive a Porsche wear necklaces — Meg Cabot, Ninth Key

Meg Cabot Ninth Key
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need careful, hurt yourself.”Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. never c — Janette Rallison, Life, Love, Pursuit Free Throws

Janette Rallison Life Love the Pursuit of Free Throws
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never arrive unannounced without something big juicy hand.- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark, Sterling

Dannika Dark Sterling
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making pancakes day a fly flew kitchen. realized a spatula a lot like — Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin
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jealous hooks,” Kevin replied. “Having no hands better two equally str — Lemony Snicket, Slippery Slope

Lemony Snicket The Slippery Slope
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Yes,” said. “I sure. double-checked everything went home yesterday. ev — Rachel Caine, Ghost Town

Ghost Town Rachel Caine
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POZZO:I blind.(Silence.)ESTRAGON:Perhaps see future. — Samuel Beckett, Waiting Godot

Samuel Beckett Waiting for Godot
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