Quotes on humor

leadt, grab Monica hustle skanky ass back dad wile brave, strong menfo — Rachel Caine, Dead Girls’ Dance

Rachel Caine The Dead Girls' Dance
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Officer, know going faster 55MPH, wasn’t going theroad hour. — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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IMBECILE!” chef shouted. “Next time don’t put whole HAND food, hey? Ye — Kenneth Oppel, Skybreaker

Kenneth Oppel Skybreaker
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Finding book like kissing a lightning bolt. — Karen Miller

Karen Miller
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a dream you. a bike going 70 miles hour, see approaching car mirror. t — Georgia Saratsioti, Dreaming lovers

Dreaming is for lovers Georgia Saratsioti
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a picture paints a thousand words, a naked picture paints a thousand w — Josh Stern, That’s I’m Single

Josh Stern That’s Why I’m Single
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a man live well-, long-enough, leave many joyful widows behind him. — Roman Payne

Roman Payne
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came a dim, damp basement – a generic sort place, full moulding boxes. — Rachel Caine, Carpe Corpus

Carpe Corpus Rachel Caine
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biggest damn IPod ever seen,” Claire said, made choke beer. “Kidding. — Rachel Caine, Feast Fools

Feast of Fools Rachel Caine
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someone gives a democratic republican pamphlet, throw face. I’m a libr — Bauvard, Inspiration Overenthusiastic

Bauvard Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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