Quotes on humor

vote, intentionally vote goofiest candidate. theory people outwit lead — Criss Jami, Killosophy

Criss Jami Killosophy
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a word dictionary mispelled, know? — Steven Wright

Steven Wright
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Perfect,” groaned. “You perfect.” sank teeth ass, hard, drawing blood. — Hanna Lui, Suck

Hanna Lui Suck
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many little refinements too, Mr. Bohlen. see study plans carefully. ex — Roald Dahl, Collected Short Stories Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl The Collected Short Stories of Roald Dahl
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cares a girlfriend, anyway?””I care” Simon said gloomily. “Pretty soon — Cassandra Clare, City Bones

Cassandra Clare City of Bones
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show doesn’t go it’s ready goes it’s 11:30. — Lorne Michaels

Lorne Michaels
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One never give hope. Unless name girl cheated case, yeah, give up. — Carroll Bryant

Carroll Bryant
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feel though create something, Mr. Hyde wakes middle night starts thras — Criss Jami, Killosophy

Criss Jami Killosophy
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Without humor, we’d we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d humilia — Bauvard, Inspiration Overenthusiastic

Bauvard Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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Objection!” Metz shouts.Grounds?” judge asks.Well…he’s witness! — Jodi Picoult, Keeping Faith

Jodi Picoult Keeping Faith
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