Quotes on humor

a bachelor’s establishment servants invariably drink champagne? ask me — Oscar Wilde, Importance Earnest

Oscar Wilde The Importance of Being Earnest
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New Rule: one one-in-three married women say pet a better listener hus — Bill Maher, New New Rules: A Funny Look Everybody Head Ass

Bill Maher The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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JACKThat nonsense. marry a charming girl like Gwendolen, girl ever saw — Oscar Wilde, Importance Earnest

Oscar Wilde The Importance of Being Earnest
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… story marriage, great joy astonishment life, much like a fairy tal — Ann Patchett, Story a Happy Marriage

Ann Patchett This Is the Story of a Happy Marriage
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married a star, doesn’t mean treat like one. — Jess C. Scott, Pretty

I'm Pretty Jess C. Scott
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Colt, you’re a cop. I’m fairly certain realize proposing illegal. — Mari Carr, Tequila Truth

Mari Carr Tequila Truth
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youngest one,” interrupted. “The youngest son, mean. one unmarried — Julia Quinn, Like Heaven

Julia Quinn Just Like Heaven
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[Jo mother] knew mischief brewing. felt now worse imagined. wish marry — Louisa Alcott, Little Women

Little Women Louisa May Alcott
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every possible instance Saint Paul begged Christians restrain contain — Elizabeth Gilbert, Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace Marriage

Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage Elizabeth Gilbert
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mother tickled think kind proud father got hit attractive middle-aged — Craig Ferguson, American Purpose: Improbable Adventures Unlikely Patriot

American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot Craig Ferguson
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