Quotes on humor

over-weight shape guy owned house apparently decided a half-million do — Diana Rowland, Life a White Trash Zombie

Diana Rowland My Life as a White Trash Zombie
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mother passed away several years ago—well, wait a minute. Actually, di — Steve Allen, Funny

How to Be Funny Steve Allen
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Die, die pass away, don’t wear a frown coz really okay,And try hide, t — Danny Elfman – Corpse Bride

Danny Elfman - The Corpse Bride
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PUTTING OFF INEVITABLE, said.That’s alive about. — Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

Sourcery Terry Pratchett
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asked heroic pet lover felt died a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Bia — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian

Dr. Kevorkian God Bless You Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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know amNot catch youBut — Caleb Warta, Sanity: Ramblings a Mad Man

Caleb Warta My Sanity: The Ramblings of a Mad Man
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Someone dying asks life death. Yes, comes answer, yours. — E.L. Doctorow

E.L. Doctorow
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then. ends. haven’t even read Proust. — James Turner, Rex Libris Volume Two: Book Monsters

James Turner Rex Libris Volume Two: Book Of Monsters
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Immortality like useful sunscreen a submarine. — Elizabeth Marx, All’s Fair Vanity’s War

All's Fair in Vanity's War Elizabeth Marx
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Knackered inmates easier control pumped-up ones. dead inmates even eas — Alexander Gordon Smith, Lockdown

Alexander Gordon Smith Lockdown
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