Quotes on humor

never wished a man dead, read obituaries great pleasure. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain
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3 million give everyone Scotland a shovel, dig a hole deep hand Satan — Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle
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(Parody often falsely believed a true quote Mariah Carey’s) watch TV s — MAD Magazine

MAD Magazine
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sister, Judy, said like lie state, propped coffin eyes blared wide ope — Jill Conner Browne, Sweet Potato Queens’ Book Love

Jill Conner Browne The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love
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want go. Taking way totally pissing everybody off end. — L.J. Smith, Night World, No. 3

L.J. Smith Night World No. 3
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heard saw a Reaper, saw expected see, thought agents Death look like. — Lisa Shearin, Trouble Demons

Lisa Shearin The Trouble with Demons
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Mom said born sit electric chair, proving wrong. going die knees, begg — Bauvard, Inspiration Overenthusiastic

Bauvard Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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Well, want go a Braveheart kind way. think something cool yell cut hea — Jenny Trout, Ashes Ashes

Ashes to Ashes Jenny Trout
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Wayne’s a little attached hat,” Waxillium said. “He thinks lucky.”Wayn — Brandon Sanderson, Alloy Law

Brandon Sanderson The Alloy of Law
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scared death, don’t want seek out. — Thomas James Higgins

Thomas James Higgins
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