Quotes on humor

People often ask stand politically. disagree Bush’s economic policy fo — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks
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Hey, sass hoopy Ford Prefect? a frood really knows towel is.”(Sass: kn — Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide Galaxy

Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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[Calvin, chicken pox, calls Susie telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi — Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson
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said a valued customer, now send hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions a Shopaholic

Confessions of a Shopaholic Sophie Kinsella
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Whew! two blowing hotter air a tornado circlin’ a volcano Hades. — Colleen Houck

Colleen Houck
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amazing flipping a grown man shoulder a girl. — Myra McEntire, Hourglass

Hourglass Myra McEntire
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three enough drive a mara mad.’She wear shirt,” growled imitation Nash — Rachel Vincent, Wake

Before I Wake Rachel Vincent
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really sure makes a book a ‘classic’ begin with, think least fifty yea — Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney
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legs, like entertainment complex middle a sewage system. designed that — Neil deGrasse Tyson, Space Chronicles: Facing Ultimate Frontier

Neil deGrasse Tyson Space Chronicles: Facing the Ultimate Frontier
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a gentle sensitive soul, therefore a short temper, went straight every — Bohumil Hrabal, Served King England

Bohumil Hrabal I Served the King of England
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