Quotes on humor

Home where, go tell people get out, leave. — Jim Butcher, Skin Game

Jim Butcher Skin Game
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done?” What? WHAT?…You’ve stolen them.” that, Cornelia fled, Butterc — William Goldman, Princess Bride

The Princess Bride William Goldman
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held index finger. “Rule one: dispute mates, themale blame, even clear — C.L. Wilson, Lord Fading Lands

C.L. Wilson Lord of the Fading Lands
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Bursar?””Yes, Archchancellor?””You ain’t a member secret society somet — Terry Pratchett, Lords Ladies

Ladies Lords Terry Pratchett
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know a hot mess person buying drinks night yourself. — Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler
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love money. love everything it. bought pretty good stuff. Got a $300 p — Steve Martin

Steve Martin
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a difficult person manipulate, know.””Nonsense,” said. “You promise wo — Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

Brandon Sanderson Warbreaker
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Looks like Kelsey wins award early riser. doesn’t look purtier a pat b — Colleen Houck

Colleen Houck
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Roar’s smile widened. “I know. missed me.” rolled eyes. “It’s barely t — Veronica Rossi, Ever Night

Through the Ever Night Veronica Rossi
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Oh, Christ’s sake,’ hear. ‘Can please try a good time?’ like ordering — David Sedaris, Engulfed Flames

David Sedaris When You Are Engulfed in Flames
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